I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
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When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
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She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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