I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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