so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
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Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
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The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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