He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
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