I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
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