I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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