You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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