I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
