and she was petting her beer can
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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