put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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