It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
She's the barista slut.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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