Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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