Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(845): View more from New York

He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?

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(631): View more from New York

Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.

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(864): View more from South Carolina

If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would

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(970): View more from Colorado

so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car

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(253): View more from Washington

My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"

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(714): View more from California

i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.

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(309): View more from Illinois

Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.

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(224): View more from Illinois

I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!

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