I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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