Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
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had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
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Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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