NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
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