I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
Me. At least after what I've been through.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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