Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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