hell yes lets make some ravioli
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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