i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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