Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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