...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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