i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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