What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
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Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
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You're a waste of cheezeits
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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