lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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