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And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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