Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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