member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
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you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
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If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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