well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
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well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
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Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
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