Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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