a queef is a wish your heart makes.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
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no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
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I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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