Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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