Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
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