Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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