I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
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FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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