so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
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sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
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The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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