there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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