You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
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