kristin has been a bad kristin
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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