You work out of a Hotel?
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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