Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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