You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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