This girl is more easily done than said...
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
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i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
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Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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