When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
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