the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
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I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
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Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
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