4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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