He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
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It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
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After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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