bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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