No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
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story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
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Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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