found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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