I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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