Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
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Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
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sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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