these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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