i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
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